For the Benefit of Mr Kite

There are many things that I could thank my parents for - giving me life, raising me to not be feral, supporting me, etc - but today I'd like to thank my parents for my mobile phone.

For my birthday and Christmas presents, my parents bought me a new mobile phone to replace the one that was stolen in New Zealand. For over a month I have been without a means of mobile commmunication which was nice but thankfully over (some would not have survived this - yes Julie, I mean you). I am now contactable anywhere, anytime - hoorah!

Lastly, I have no one in my phone book, so if you read this and think you should be in my phone book, please text me.