For the Benefit of Mr Kite

I have just eaten a whole packet of Fruit Tingles. I am now experiencing a sugar high which is impairing my judgement of good and bad. Rather than do the good stuff - like my work for which I get paid - I am tempted to to the bad stuff - like staple ribbon to my chair.

I am attempting to resist the sugar high but I can see as the afternoon wears on things may get worse. My work mates are cowering in fear over in there corners of our pod. They know me all too well.

Amanda